Auto Show Season
I'm not sure what's going on in other countries, but it's Auto Show season here in the U.S.Though I've never enjoyed the act of "making it" in a car, there's definitely something titillating about thought of being in one of those brand new luxury automobiles that sends a tingling through my body. There are ways of exciting almost every fantasy in some way:
Sex in an automobile - You could take care of an auto maker or two per day! Just think about it. EVERY auto maker has at least a couple models on display, covering EVERY genre and size of vehicle from slow & steady sedans to fast & furious Ferraris, Mini Cooper to Hummer
Doing it in public - What could be better than having your way with your sig (or not so sig) other with thousands of people around?? (SSH! No screaming!)
Outdoors - Check out some of the staging around the SUVs and ATVs. With the soundtracks, waterfalls, rocks, trees, etc. you'll be saying "Are we there yet?" in no time.
Futuristic or latex your thing? - Wander around to the displays for the concept cars. Beam me up, Scotty. Luke, Darth Vader may be your father, but I'm your mama!
Long legs or otherwise beautiful people - Stop by any of the stages with spokesmodels. Actually, just look around at all the other people.
Bars not your thing - Brush up on some of the stats on the hottest cars and settle into a good spot for a spell. Wait for someone cute to come by and chat him/her up, exchange email addresses or phone numbers, maybe go out for drinks afterwards if you click.
Is there enough Leg room? - Trying to find out what auto comfortably fits your long legs, hulking build or a menage a trois? Grab some friends and pile in! Best way to test it before you buy it.
Oh the many possibilities!!! I'm not looking to buy anything anytime soon, but I'll definitely be at the Auto Show in my area! I'm getting in the shower now to cool myself off!
Hope to see you there!
posted by Devlyn @ 1:12 AM
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